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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

- I have done

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

- Yes

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

-Ye

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

-Now I’ve been screwed over by most men, yes.


5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

- Not sure anymore

6. What are you excited for?

-Getting hair dyed and want another piercing =3

7. What happened last night?

-shit. being ignored for an two hours. told how to play a simple game. leaving, almost crashing car by going too fast. picking my friend up from work. getting drunk walking home. bed.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

-hmmmm i like to get drunk but not always vomming

9. Is confidence cute?

-i need a confident lad to speak to me ffs

10. What is the last beverage you had?

-Water.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

- close to none, maybe one

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

- just one. don’t wear jeans. I’m lazy

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

- work till midnight booya

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

-Hair!

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

-Not sure.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

- depends when I discover the answer to the above

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

-Not sure really, nobody tbh, it’s like different people about different things.

18. The last time you felt broken?

-Quite regular feeling

19. Have you had sex today?

-Nope.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

-I’m shit and avoid life.

21. Are you in a good mood?

-no.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

No.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

yes

24. What do you want right this second?

a slimmer figure? yeee haha

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I’d hate them. Cheating scumbags.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

no. though i have bad roots atm :|

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Probs not, It’s be kinda boring.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Not sure, so long ago sigh ha

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Nah.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Depends but I think I’d give them it.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Not at all.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Don’t know if I have feelings for anyone right now.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

Nope.

34. Listening to?

Eric Clapton, for your love

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I haven’t in ages

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

Nope. Could be anywhere

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nope.

38. Who did you last call?

Nicole

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Not sure, not been out in forever. probs myself on just dance hahaha

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I’m stupid

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Too long ago!

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

Nope

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Probably a lot.

44. Do you tan in the nude?

Depends where and with who. never my bottoms off

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Nah, no point. need to take like a year over back

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Not quite, just until I went to bed.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Rob

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Nah too miserable haha

49. Do you dance in the car?

Sometimes, more sing really haha

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yep, many moons ago

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

not sure!

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Most yeah, but cheese is good.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

yes! getting presents is hard I’m rubbish at it

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

Nope.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

None.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

lots

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Nah, don’t think so.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Yes, quite often.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

no sorry

60. Wear slippers?

Nah.

61. Wear a bath robe?

Nah.

62. What do you wear to bed?

Pyjamas, usually shorts and a large shirt.

63. First concert?

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

I’m british so none.

65. Nike or Adidas?

eneither

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

cheetos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Neither.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

I like that new trouble one.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Don’t think so.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

bank robbing, murder. lol jk just me and the cats

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Nope.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Never had one.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yeah.

74. What is your favorite book?

something about murder can’t pin my favorite down

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With music.

76. Regularly burn incense?

Nah.

77. Ever been in love?

Yes.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Not sure right now.

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Not sure.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

coffeee

81. Tea or coffee?

coffeee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Plain choc chip.

83. Can you swim well?

Not well but I can swim.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yeah, but not for long i dont like it

85. Are you patient?

not really

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

Bitta both.

87. Ever won a contest?

Nah.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nah.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Neither.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Their decision. Respect if you don’t. But no bad eyes if you dont,

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Lounge.

92. Do you want to get married?

Yeah

93. Are you a virgin?

no.

94. When was the last time you had sex?

Sometime this week…

95. Favourite food?

bad food

lucy-lamour:

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Think back to how your life was 12 months ago. Do you think you were happier then, or are you happier now? Why?

- Tough…. I feel like i’ve become a much better person and I’m not as clingy.. (ha) but being independent makes me feel even more lonely…

Can you tell me where each of these people are, and what they’re doing? If you’re not sure, take an educated guess.

Your mother - Downstairs watching tv

Your father - At his house or at his gfs?

Your sibling(s) - In her room.

Your best friend(s) - at home with her bf

Your ex - unsure how to answer…

How strong are your feelings for the last person you kissed?

- drunken ones

When you were disobedient or misbehaved as a child, how did your parents usually punish you?

- I was very quiet. They’d shout

Do you prefer summer or winter? Why?

- Summer, I like wearing shorts. I like feeling warm and staying out in the sun for as long as possible

If you decided you were hungry now, what food is there available in your household, to eat? Which would you choose?

- maybe a nice bread roll I picked up after work

What was the last thing someone else bought for you?

- ‘the cat’ bought me a tax disc holder haha

Have you ever felt like you did a lot for someone and they didn’t appreciate it? Generally speaking, do you feel as though the people in your life appreciate you, or does it feel like you get taken for granted sometimes?

- I’m taken for granted. I’m the one whose shitted on all the time.

If your parents looked in your handbag, or your backpack, is there anything you wouldn’t want them to find?

- mmm

What about your bedroom? Is there anything hidden in there that you don’t want your parents to find?

- my mother knows

How close are you to the last person you hung out with? Do you feel like you can be your complete self around them?

- well they knows alot about me, but dont really know how I feel about them

When were you last in the presence of somebody that you dislike? Why do you dislike this person? Do you behave differently when he/she is around?

- ohh someone at work.

Who was the last person you shared food with? Have you ever kissed that person?

- I never share food! haha In fact can’t remember last time I did haa

Who was the last person, of the opposite sex, that you swapped numbers with? Are you attracted to that person?

- My uncle got a new phone…and for those sickos that means no.

If you decided to call your ex now, how likely is it that he/she would answer? How do you think the conversation would go?

- answer if close by.

Do you swear a lot? Do your parents tell you off when you swear in front of them? Do you feel bad if you swear in someone else’s household, or in front of someone you don’t know well?

- barely do anyway

Can you remember the last time someone embarrassed you in public? What happened?

- sometime today for sure, just not sure on a certain point haha

If you could live the past 3 months all over again, is there anything you’d change?

- a few but pretty happy with where I am.

List the names of the last 12 people who messaged you.

  1. Gavin 
  2. Charley
  3. Adi
  4. Megan
  5. Nicole 
  6. Mother
  7. Isabel
  8. Alex
  9. Andy
  10. Zaynab
  11. Kuntay
  12. Katie

Do you know why 1’s last relationship ended?

- The gf did some shitty stuff but won’t go into detail… which is annoying

What is 2’s ex called? What is your honest opinion of that person?

- I think I’m a great person ;D hahaha

Do you think 3 would be a good boyfriend/girlfriend? Explain why/why not?

- NO. Perv off holiday. Going to delete now in fact.

Do you have 4’s phone number?

- Yes.

Do you think 5 would cheat on his/her partner?

- No I really don’t think she ever would.

What if you woke up one morning and found 6 lying in bed next to you?

- it’s my mother chill.

Is there anything you dislike about 7?

- Not really, only just started talking to her again. my 11yr old half sister.

What’s your favourite memory of 8?

- Don’t really know….

What is 9’s significant other called? Have you ever met them?

- Single.

Tell me about the last conversation you had with 10.

- asking how my sister and I was I think?

11 tells you that he/she loves you. You say …

- erm bit OTT. would be nice if you spoke without me making effort

What is your earliest memory of 12?

- not sure, always known about her, just didn’t really start being good friends with her till two months ago

What is something you want right now? How likely is it that you will get it?

- I want friends to want to see me. stop being a wheeley

Who is the last person, of the opposite sex, that you were talking with? Do you think this person cares about you?

- not sure, they frustrate me. If I put myself down he’ll say don’t be silly… but you say this then blow me off….?

If you and your most recent ex were locked in a room together, would that be awkward?

- erm for a bit

Someone tells you that the person you love/like isn’t good enough for you. You say …

- Well confused atm to who I really like…

Who was the last person, outside of family, that you had a serious conversation with? Do you know what colour that person’s eyes are?

- Rachel and ohhh blue? brown… I don’t know :o

Who did you have feelings for 6 months ago? Do you still speak to that person?

- No HAHAHAHAHA

Is there something you own, that you feel isn’t of any use to you anymore? Would you consider giving it to someone else?

- Not sure

Who was the last person that told you they loved you? What do you think would happen if that person got up and walked out of your life?

- Well we come and go… probs drunk?

When was the last time you cried hard? What was the reason?

- I can’t remember last crying hard maybe october?

Is there someone that hurt you in the past, but has never apologised for it?

- Yeah

If you found out your last ex was in a new relationship, would that bother you?

- in this current stage yes

How was last weekend, did anything interesting happen?

- I suposse friday was different ha

Are you still with the person you fell the hardest for? If not, do you still see or speak to them at all?

- No and yeah

Have you cheated, or felt tempted to cheat, on your partner? If so, why do you think you felt the need to do it, or felt tempted to do it?

- no cheaters are skanks boys included!

Who was the last person, outside of family, that you were talking with? Have you ever had an argument with that person?

- not argument just wanted different things…

Who was the last person to message you on Facebook? What would you say if this person told you that he/she has feelings for you?

- I wish ha, begged them to like me haha

How exactly are you feeling right now?

- Cold. and everyone isn’t responding… so kinda tired of trying to get something sorted for new year when none of my friends care too much to even reply. gonna be a shitty new year arghhh

Is there anything that could improve your mood?

- one of the people saying they like me and will sweep me up and take me away trollololol. yeah. 

last-reality:

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE AND WATCH SHITTY MOVIES TOGETHER AND DO NOTHING SEXUAL JUST WATCH BAD MOVIES AND THROW POPCORN AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE I DO

(via alyaae)

beginning of the year: maybe someone will like me this year

end of year: theres always next year

I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.

(via s-undayevenings)

control

This  survey gets all in your business, are you ready? 
Sure.

Are you missing anyone? 
Yeah.

What do you currently hear?
The Simpsons

Have you had sex with a black person? 
Nope.

Ever liked someone who didn’t like you back? 
Not completly sureee

Plans for tomorrow? 
work

If you could make your lips bigger, would you? 
a wee bit maybe?.

What month were you born in?
novemberr

Do you like your hair? 
getting a hair cut and want to change the colour

Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
Nope :) yayyy

When’s the last time you straightened your hair? 
monday?

Have you cut your hair this week? 
Not yet

What was the last thing you wore that was black? 
socks probaly

Do you have a mirror in your room? 
Yes, not full length

How about a tv? 
Yes, but its in the cupboard and not plugged in or can be watched haha

So, what do you want for your birthday? 
not sure…. good night out? 

What did you eat for lunch today? 
left over Shepard pie and a pizza slice

Sex ruins relationships, right? 
no, but if it becomes all the relatioship is about then doomed

Where do you want to live when you’re older? 
I’m not too bothered, somewhere not far from here and my family though.

Do you like hugs? 
Of course.

Do you know what you want to do when you grow up? 
no :(

What are you wearing on your feet? 
Socks.

Is your life falling apart or coming together? 
apart as per haa

Where would you rather go, Greece or Hawaii? 
GREECE GOING TO GREECE IN SEPTEMBER WOOOO

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night? 
Don’t think so.

Does toast scare you when it pops out of the toaster?
Toast is like a third thumb to me, always eating it haha

Could you go a whole year without cursing? 
I used to, dunno about now

What color is your hair? 
reddy purple?

Are you spending the weekend with the last person you texted? 
yes :)

How have you been feeling lately? 
shite 

Do you trip a lot? 
No.

If someone paid you $100 would you dance in the middle of times square? 
Nah.

What does the last text message you got say? 
Cba looking.

Do you feel awkward when strangers say hi to you? 
depends I talk to strangers for my job alot

Have you ever hugged a stranger? 
yes

Are you any different now than you were a year ago? 
hell yeah! Don’y know which is real one

Have you ever given money to a bum? 
Nope.

Are you taller than your mom? 
maybe

How’s the weather? 
dribbling

Is anything upsetting you right now?
yes, but shit happens, just gotta put up with it because im not making th effort

What’s the farthest away from home you have ever been? 
Austria

Last person you kicked? 
No idea.

Has someone ever called you beautiful? 
Yeah. lol

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months? 
not sureeeee

Know any perverts? 
not personally

Do you smoke cigs? 
sometimes…

Where’s the last place you went besides your house?
had a driving lesson?

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships? 
im looking for the one persom, so feel bad im having all these shitty little relatiobships

If you have a boyfriend / girlfriend, how long have you guys been together? 
1 month

Tell me a fact about the last person that texted you? 
going on two holidays with her :)

The last person you had a thing with calls wanting to hang out. What do you do? 
Sure.

Have you ever kissed someone who smokes?
Yes

Do you know who you’ll even kiss next? 
I hope so

Would you change yourself for the person you love?
Not much but like maybe a little if it was for the better.

Who makes you happy most of the time? 
my friends

Are you happy? 
no

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 
my top with a pin up girl on :)

Are you planning to have a kid? 
want lots of kids :))))

What’s your current problem? 
L.I.F.E.I.S.S.H.I.T.

Am I the only one thats insane?

What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated? 
6 years, awks!

Beatles or Stones?
BEATLES ♥

Whats something you just don’t understand?
so many things.

Do you have feelings for anyone?
Ye

Does he like you back?

Ye

Who was the last person you held hands with?
Toemas.

Are you gonna get high later?
No

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Sam, Tom and Nicole.

Will this Friday be a good one?
hope so

Will you be in a relationship next month?
best be

What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
not sure

Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
My teddy :) 

When is the last time you smiled?
The cat made some cute sleepy noises.

Do you blow dry your hair?
Usually yeah

Do you dislike the last person you kissed?
course ;) nahh

Is anyone mad at you?
Don’t think so… probaly though haha 

What’s better, amazing eyes or amazing smile?
Both, eyes don’t lie and a good smile makes you smile

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
eww skin and messy hair

Do you look decent when you wake up?
Noo better when i’m going to bed, alone so it’s annoying haha

Would you prefer to go out on a fancy date or just chill in your date’s house?
once in a while a fancy date would be good

Have you ever liked someone older then you?
Yes

Do you like your name?
Yes

Is it hard to make you laugh?
No, I laugh in every situation, not cool

How late did you stay up last night?
hahaha I went to bed at 7:30pm last night, I’m lame okay! and didn’t feel well

Next time you will kiss someone?
Tonight?

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm.

What exciting event is coming up?
Pay day, and IOM trip :)))

Which is worse for you: being hot, or being cold?
being hot, sweat eughh

Do you like to cuddle?
YES Literally like my favourite thing to do, if a guy acts all cuddly with me he’s pretty much got me.

What is your current annoyance?
Hair in my eye.. -___-

Are you comfortable with your height?
meh being short is alright

Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
last friday night! the air and drinking through the day got to me, so ended up falling over by a bus stop, my knee still kills, I have a ugly bruise on my hip and a cut on my ankle woo 

Who is the person you can count on the most?
Family.

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Nah

Where’s the person you have feelings for?
having dinner somewhere

How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Fluxotine, ibuprofen. 

Would you like to learn to play the drums?
nahh

Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
No idea what that is.

Do you like kissing in public?
I prefer it in private and in public not too full on, like little pecks are okay.

Would you have a ‘Happy Button’ installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy whenever you pressed it?
yesssss